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Easiest way to find a girlfriend in ISKCON

Advice for ISKCON members: Easiest way to find girlfriend in ISKCON, is to take sannyas. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ This is important step because if you take sannyas, that means in ISKCON that you are pure devotee. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ And if you are β€œpure devotee”, then prospective female secretaries will pile up to serve the β€œpure devotee”. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Because by serving pure devotees we can go Back home, back to Godhead. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

And if somebody complains about you and your girlfriend, just tell him that you are sannyasi and that he should stop β€œmaking offences” πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

Besides, everybody who complains about sannyasis with girlfriends is envious. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Especially, if sannyasi’s girlfriend is more pretty that your girlfriend, then of course you will become envious. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

Taking sannyas to obtain girlfriend, is not only the easiest method, but also works best on the long term. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ Because you don’t have to earn money and have children, which eventually you have to do if you have girlfriend without taking sannyas. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€

NEW YEAR DISCOUNT till January 10th

If you write to sannyas minister right now, you can obtain your sannyasi girlfriend licence with 50% discount. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ We don’t exactly know what is the full price, but I think that one Rasamrta Kunj apartment will be enough for Prahladananda Swami to look the other way, as in the case of Sacinandana baba. πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€ πŸ˜€